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Fake Christmas
You too can celebrate the authenticity of Christmas with this fake tree, on clearance amid a bunch of other junk, replicating the only real tree amid a lot of fake trees. To fakely celebrate the way a cartoon character celebrated in a beloved Christmas special. Unlike, say, real life.
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A Sorta Hipster
Some might think I’m a hipster. Or at least I would be if I were ten years younger. That version of me would have been a total hipster. I have the right glasses for it. I have an obnoxious view of music and love both niche music from bands like mewithoutyou and Sun Kil Moon and catchy…