Why do you hate Advent?  Seriously.  What did it ever do to you?  It never tried to steal your lunch money.  It never made up rumors about you and spread them around school.  So what gives?  Why are you talking about a holiday that isn’t even here while ignoring the season that is?

It isn’t Christmas.  Jesus isn’t here yet.  No baby.  But just like expectant parents, we all have to field those questions: “Is he here yet?”

Repentance?  Yes.  Get busy with it.  You only have 21 repentance days before the big day!